Lyrics

Cassidy seems to have a new boyfriend
Oh, so sweet the way that she looks at him
Her honey words are so nice
Breathe it in, get a second-hand sugar high

Oliva posts a lot on the internet
Beach sunset, coffee, and her silhouette
Gets so much attention
Inhale her life like it's a cigarette

Look at all that jewelry, they're shaking sounds like fun
It's shiny, and it's pretty, but it's also sorta dumb

Well, see the thing is I know better
But she's so cool
Soaked in her vanilla perfume
Turning every head when she walks in the room
Chew on my thoughts over and over
Until the flavors gone from my gum
Glad you're happy, it's nice you're good
I heard all about it, and now I feel dumb

Claire heard a rumor through a game of telephone
Jackie told Sarah, who spread the whole thing to Rose
Is it true? I don't know
Someone cried "SLUT" or so the story goes

In awe watching all the dancers
Soak in, obsess them, star in their show
Do it, guess the things that make her
It's dumb I know, but they go on and on

Take in all the memories they're sharing on a blog
And really it is lovely, but—

Well, see the thing is I know better
But she's so cool
Soaked in her vanilla perfume
Turning every head when she walks in the room
Chew on my thoughts over and over
Until the flavors gone from my gum
I'm glad you're happy, it's nice you're good
I heard all about it, and now I feel dumb

God, your conversation's so addicting, but it's no good for me
The doctor said to quit the pictures, but they're soaked in kerosene
Like fuel to the fire, I'll spread your name and preach to the choir
I'll be such a liar, and say "I don't care how—"

All it is is popularity, is that so bad to wish for?
Got some people who love me, is it bad I still want more?
I guess I know better, until she talked I thought I was clever
I should just forget her, but I care so much about if they like her

How much do you like her?

Well, see the thing is I know better
But she's so cool
Soaked in her vanilla perfume
Turning every head when she walks in the room
Chew on my thoughts over and over
Until the flavors gone from my gum
Glad you're happy, it's nice you're good
I heard all about it, and now I feel dumb

Well, see the thing is I know
But she is so cool
Sit back, and watch as they all fall for you
Ooo, ooo
I'm glad you're happy
But God, you make me feel so dumb